Archive for January, 2009

The Principle of the Double Edged Sword

by Grumms
January 31st, 2009

On my way home from work last night, I decided to stop at my favorite place to find those things that I crave the most to fill my big fuzzy belly...H.E.B.! For the uninitiated, H.E.B. is Texas's largest and BEST grocery chain, founded by Florence Butt in 1905, when CC Butt Staple and Fancy Groceries was born (you can't make this shit up...seriously).  Anyway, any grocery store named Butt Groceries that can survive all of these years has got to be doing something right...right? Oh and for those of you that didn't know I recently got a new job parking cars and to be honest, it's going pretty well.  Here is the ...

Caution Zombies Ahead: Texas DOT Sign Warns of Our Future!

by Grumms
January 31st, 2009

How to F With Your Job Interviewer

by Grumms
January 30th, 2009

New Mighty Muggs Shipping

by Escorpion
January 30th, 2009

Alright I know many of you out there are just C-R-A-Z-Y for the Mighty Muggs.  Hell even Grumms about has a damn SPAZ attack when he hears that they are making a new series of Muggs.  I must admit I did not go that crazy, but I did go out and purchase some of these really cool and edgy vinyl figures. Now that you have soaked up all the Muggs from your local stores around town or your favorite internet toy-world, you are probably wondering what the next installment of the Muggs line is going to be.  Well guess what, obviously Hasbro is wondering the same thing.  They have run out of ideas for the moment and are so back ordered ...

Messing With People in a Public Bathroom!

by Grumms
January 29th, 2009

Kicked in the Nuts World Record Holder!

by Grumms
January 28th, 2009

Stephen Sommers Talks GI Joe Movie

by Grumms
January 28th, 2009

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After the first round of shitty pictures hit the web from the GI Joe movie, I, like the zillions of GI Joe fans out there have mumbled, grumbled and complained about how the pics looked and whether or not Stephen Sommers is going to fuck up our youth (like the "other one" has...thank you G.L.).  Well it appears that after those pics, the GI Joe "damage control" machine is in full effect. First, there has been this interesting little rumor floating around (I think it's planted...either way I'll tell you in a bit why it's a bad idea) that Sienna Miller's awesomely voluptuous outfit has been "breastfully altered" because Miller has small ...

Ways to F With People At the Gym

by Grumms
January 27th, 2009

News Flash: Hugh Jackman is a Kinky Son of a Bitch!

by Grumms
January 27th, 2009

Here is some disturbing news from the folks over at Sify Movies.  Hugh Jackman likes to keep some of his costumes from his movies (think Wolverine) and then wear them in bed with his wife Debora Lee Furness.  Honestly this is nothing new to fan boys and girls anywhere.  You know there are some crazy Star Wars orgies going on during the Celebration events.  And Comic Con, has to be loaded with fucked up sex parties with guys and gals dressed like their favorite characters.  But just knowing that Hugh Jackman does it, is just certification for everyone else. Recent Jackman movies:  Austraila, Happy Feet (??), Flushed Away, The Prestige, ...

Tom Cruise is a Douche!

by Grumms
January 26th, 2009