Enjoy!

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I can’t even begin to tell you how awesome my Mickey Defender of the Ears Big Fig looks in my room, standing…yes a foot and a half high…with his lightsaber glowing neon blue.  Fucking can’t beat it.

And yes, I along with Scorp have spent countless hours (I bet I’ve spent more) hunting down the elusive Darth Donald Big Fig (Donald as Maul) and I bet that mother fucker never lands on my mantle (check out the above article for pics).

But I have a new chance this year with the latest selection of Star Wars Disney Big Figs and to be honest, although they are not as cool as Darth Donald Maul…these aren’t too bad.  And considering that this may be the last year (rumored) for the Star Wars Big Figs, you might want to save the dough to try to get one (about $195 not including shipping.  Remember they are big…you won’t be able to carry it on a plane with you.  I had mine shipped with no issues (although the girls did say it happens sometimes…parts breaking in shipment etc).

Truthfully, how can they not do a Bounty Hunter version of the big figs?  Can you imagine that shit?  How fucking hard is it to do marketing these days…seriously?

So without further adieu…and in order of coolness…FUCKING BIG FIGS!  Woo hoo!

Sorry Yoda fans, I can’t stand him unless he’s wielding a light saber in 2 and 3.  This Big Fig will be around for everyone to buy.  I won’t be one of them.

This one actually is pretty fucking cool.  Yes of course, Jabba’s Hutt Palace Minnie as Leia…of course this one will go!  Maybe the marketing people from Lucas and Disney have got it right…I’d consider buying it…(I’m still stuck on Darth Donald though.  Grrr…)

I can’t tell if I think this is cool or not.  My penis is saying yes, but my heart is saying no.  I’d buy this if I had more than just one current Big Fig…which means I’d buy it regardless because I’d probably buy it if it was the only one available.  Mother fuckers…

This is probably the coolest one this year.  Goofy as Chewbacca.  What’s the problem though?  No fucking bow caster?!?  Seriously…how can you not have it??  I dunno.  Still think this one is the coolest

Overall, nothing to really get too overly excited about.  Still, make sure you go early as they will probably all sell out first weekend.   Check out Star Wars weekends May 22nd to June 14th!

But what could S.S. bring to the movie that was not already shitty in the first one?

He will definitely not use Fatty McFlabby Johnny T.  Nope.

He will not even look at Deborah Winger.  To ugly now.

Well he could always use the ever so popular Zac Efron.  The kid has good looks and he can cut a rug pretty damn well.  As for Sissy, I say use Mr. Brian Austin Green’s X.  Oh yes, the ever so lovely Megan Fox.

What about Scott Glen.  Who the fuck can replace his character?  Oh I got it, what about Sylar from Heroes.  He could play the bad guy.

Now my only problem with this whole movie is where it will be filmed.  Since there is no more Gilley’s in Pasadena Texas how can you replace that.  And you know that Mickey Gilley is not going to have any thing to do with it, so this really just sounds like a lost cause.

But on a brighter note, the one interesting thing that I found out is that S.S. is considering a “MAJOR CHANGE” in the mechanical bull for this film.  Now this is where it could get interesting.  Rumors have it that S.S. will be going for a more modern approach to the mechanical bull.

Straight from the Paparazzi we have our first underground photo of the pre-production.  Sources say that Spielberg had a “FANTASTIC TIME” trying out his modern version of the mechanical bull

But before you look at them…make sure this song is playing in the background.  Why?  Because as soon as I saw these pic’s this fucking song was branded right into my brain!  So it’s only fair that I share with you!

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Here is Wolverine in the classic “X” pose., muscles bulging, a determined look on his face…he doesn’t want to kill you my friends…just get a little rough!

Here is Wolverine just about to get into the prison shower.  Don’t drop the soap with his extensions around!

God damn…this almost is making me NOT want to go and watch the movie…Do you think he made those claw marks on his shirt?  And can anyone tell me why he has a Peacock shaped belt buckle?? (oh yeah his zipper is down also)

And here is an exclusive video behind the scenes of the Wolverine movie of Hugh Jackman getting his “Wolverine” make up on.  Very cool!

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God damn I want to burn my eyes out!

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Here is the article straight from military.com:

Feb 12, 2009

Silver Spring, Md. – The America’s Army PC game, which lets players explore Soldiering, has been recognized with five records in the upcoming Guinness World Records 2009: Gamer’s Edition.

The second installment of the “Gamer’s Bible,” began hitting book-store shelves Feb. 4, featuring the definitive collection of video game records, facts and trivia. The first edition of Guinness World Records Gamer’s Edition was published in February 2008, and received critical accolades from gaming industry reviewers.

Guinness World Records is the universally recognized authority on record-breaking achievement. First published in 1955, the annual Guinness World Records book is published in more than 100 countries and 25 languages and is one of the highest-selling books under copyright of all time with more than 3 million copies sold annually across the globe.

In this year’s Gamer’s Edition, the America’s Army PC game received awards in the following categories:

• Largest Virtual Army — In January 2007, America’s Army recruited its 8 millionth registered user; at the same time, the actual U.S. Army had just 519,472 Soldiers on active duty. This makes the virtual America’s Army 15 times larger than the real thing. Today the game has more than 9.7 million registered users.

• Most Downloaded War Video Game — According to official estimates, America’s Army, in all its various iterations, has been downloaded more than 42.6 million times. It is also the most downloaded game from Fileplanet.com, itself one of the most popular gaming download sites on the Internet. The most recent version of the game was downloaded almost 2.4 million times between January and July 2008.

• Most Hours Spent Playing a Free Online Shooter — According to the U.S. Army, as of August 2008, gamers have spent more than 230.9 million hours playing the PC version of America’s Army. Gamers from more than 60 countries have played America’s Army since it was launched in 2002.

• Earliest Military Website to Support a Video Game — The Web site americasarmy.com is the first military Web site to support a video game series. America’s Army is also the first multi-platform game to receive a government-licensed trademark.

• Largest Traveling Game Simulator — The Virtual Army Experience is a highly modified version of America’s Army that includes six life-size vehicles surrounded by multiple flat screens, with room for up to 50 participants. Mounted in the vehicles are modified light-gun weapons. The teams inside each vehicle, which shakes in reaction to nearby explosions, are tasked to drive supplies to a beleaguered group of aid workers in dangerous territory. The exhibit takes up 19,500 square feet.

The U.S. Army recently announced the upcoming America’s Army 3 game will be released later this year. AA3 will be rated T for Teen by the Entertainment Software Rating Board. AA3 will use the state-of-the-art Unreal Engine 3. America’s Army game developers promise to bring the most popular trademark gameplay features from the previous versions to an all new level in AA3.

Highlights of AA3 include authentic weapons and technologies, realistic training and exciting gameplay missions. AA3 will provide players new insights into the Army and Soldiering, officials said, adding it will make the game easier to play, easier to install and easier to download.

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Plus HD version of the second Teaser trailer!  YES! (don’t forget to click on the little “HD” button)

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I would check my email every morning and there would be at least 7 of these in my inbox every damn day.  So I did like most of you and I either hit the delete or junk button.

BUT THEN ONE DAY I had a great idea. 

What if I could use their own letter against them?

It turns out, if you poke back at them, they will leave you alone.  At least I think they do.  I might end up dead.

The last thing you want to do is get on the bad side of a Rwanda warlord.

So here was my letter back to Sayed from this morning.

From: Sayed Laila [mailto:lails@j-mail.info]
Sent: Saturday, February 14, 2009 2:48 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: Vital Information.

Hello,

I am from Sokoto, Nigeria, i want to know if you can allow me invest 

my money in your company as your partner. i have been into real estate business for many years until my recent retirement following my doctor’s advice for me to avoid any form of stress because of my failing health.

 please tell me, can you invest my money for me? if you agree, we shall both

share the total annual profit.

Remain bless,

Sayed Laila Esq.

Email: lailasd1@j-mail.info

My Dearest Sayed,

I just want you to know how luck and fortunate I am that you have contacted me.  I too am from Nigeria.  Not Sokoto, that is where all the assholes live.  I am actually from a village just south of your location called Tokotwalee.  It is a lovely town with beautiful sand and fleas.  I bet you would have never known this, but I was also in the real estate market up until last year.  I came down with a rare disease called Gordopenileenthrusame which is basically a overgrowth of the penis.  I went from 5″ to 14-1/2″ in over a year.  Sure some would love to have a penis growth of this magnitude, but do you know what it is like to carry around 3 pounds of flesh between your legs?  I have lost several girlfriends and I was even fired from my work because the boss said it was getting in the way.  So I have taken the advice from my doctor and I too am now taking it easy and avoiding stress.  Over the last several months I have found that gay Nigerian men are the only ones that can handle my penis size and I am very grateful for this.  I know that I will be able to keep having some sort of sex life.  So my dear Sayed I have a proposition for you.

If you are willing to come to America and let me stick my ENTIRE penis inside of you, I will consider your investment offer.  No one will have to know and I bet when we are through, you will be begging me for more.  Every man has a gay side to them, I think it is time to explore yours.  I am currently staying at the Hotel Ritz (room 232) in New York city.  I will be here for several months while the doctors see if there is some cure for my enormous penis.  I will be waiting for you my sweet Sayed.  Please consider my offer.  You will enjoy the annual profit and I will enjoy the anal.

Yours Truly

I told you!  I told you all that this would be his next masterpiece.  The teaser trailer is freaking AWESOME!

Brad Pitt was the perfect choice and I think there will be way more to come out of his performance in this film.  Remember the scene from the trailer is just the set up for the rest of the movie.  If he (Pitt) is pulling it off that well and that is only the premise.  HOLY SHIT hold on to your girlfriend’s seat belt cause this is going to be one hell of a ride.

I expect there to be just a little bit of gore.

Mr. Tarantino I thank you so much for making this film.  You needed to go back to what you do best…

Your OWN script, your OWN movie. 

Leave those other people alone and just do what you do best.

Boys and girls I present to you

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS…

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