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Motorola Aura, True Bling

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January 20th, 2009

Your step into upper class is now one cell phone purchase away. In October of last year the Moto Aura was unveiled to little fan fair and there are good reasons, but I will get to that later, but first, the good. This is truly a style friendly phone. If you flip (eh, slide) this baby open in a club you will get noticed. I will start with the etched designed, stainless steel cover. It is said that it takes a master craftsman 2 weeks to etch and polish this baby to a high shine. From what I have read the boys at Moto modeled the phone after Swiss ...

PeeKaWho for Blackberry

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January 4th, 2009

Many people see cell phones as just that, a phone, no matter the category they might fall in. For those of us that use smart phones we understand these are more than just phones, they are in effect small, handheld computers. These phones are infinitely upgradable with the newest most cutting edge programs and I search those most  out as often as possible. The featured program in this article is not exactly new but definitely deserves some attention based on the latest update for it. We BB users all know that feeling when we see our LED indicator turn from green to red. We get excited not knowing if it is our ...

BOLD CROSSBAR EXTREME PLUS

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December 27th, 2008

In my infinite search for the coolest new applications for the Blackberry Bold I stumbled across this little gem. The boys over at JC Designs came out with this innovative program to better organize your BB Bold. There are a total 19 icons for the face dock and an additional four on the left dock that are carbons. If you are like me you have way too many icons on your home screen. I constantly have to scroll around, up and down, left to right to find my apps. With this program I can add up to 18 icons on the bottom dock. The only drawback so far is there ...

Bold Update

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November 22nd, 2008

Apparently alot of people with BB Bolds have been waiting for this post so as promised I am following up on my Bold problems with a few work-arounds and solutions I have discovered. Now I hope you all are grateful because I have spent countless hours researching these issues just for you and I think you will be impressed, so here we go. The first issue was the BT not connecting to the headset on power-up and not being able to receive data files. After a lot of tinkering and searching I have come up with a solution for both problems all in one. This is a very technical solution so try to ...

17,000 Square Foot LED Billboard

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November 22nd, 2008

Walgreens at 1 Times Square just got a new look - a 17,000 square foot LED billboard.  WOW!  This thing is 340ft tall, it wraps around 3 sides of the building, it has over 12 million LED's that are arranged in diagonal panels, also in the mix are 13 60 inch plasma televisions.  So you ask what can this baby produce...well this big behemoth can beam a resolution that is 20 times the resolution of a standard HDTV!  What does that mean...fuck if I know, but it would be god damn awesome to play a 1080p game on that mother.  Just to send a 30 second video clip scrolling across this big bertha, ...

Does iPhones Google Voice Recognition Application Also Hate Limey?

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November 21st, 2008

Earlier this week Google announced that it would be including a voice recognition application to it's iPhone that would allow users to speak search terms into the phone and then have the phone search engine spit out the results. It is a free down-loadable application that if popular may spread to other mobile phones. Personally this is something that I have been waiting for some time to be introduced, not just for the iPhone but for any application.  Imagine the possibilities to be able to say whatever you want rather than having to type it out? But yes, at the end of the day, today's technology sucks cock. Everyone has used those ridiculously ...

The Ultimate Travel iPOD/DVD Player (the i-Luv 1155)

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November 19th, 2008

Well boys and girls, it's getting to be that time of year again...BLACK FRIDAY is just around the corner and I bet you are going to be looking for the ultimate gifts and gadgets to give to your significant others, friends, family and relatives. Well don't you worry because from now until Dec 24th, I'm going to be giving my recommendations for the HAUTEST gifts you can buy for your loved ones in your life... ...uh one sec folks...got someone whispering in my ear... Well now I'm a little embarrassed.  Apparently, someone thinks that no one wants to see a picture I took last year of Hellfire watching "One Fell Into the Poo Poo's ...

My new love affair with the Blackberry Storm

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November 16th, 2008

I have finally acquired my new toy, I picked up my new Blackberry Bold and have yet to put it down. The bold was released with little fanfare due to its whopping 6 month delay, which has been traced solely to the shitty AT&T network. On top of the delays the BB Storm was just released on the Verizon Network on the 14thof this month which has helped overshadow the Bold. Since I am not a "full-touch screen" kind of guy I still opted for the Bold which is sweet. First, the juicy tech stuff: WIFI integration, 1 gig of on board memory (expandable up to 16GB), 2 mega-pixel camera, 642MHz processor...and bunch of other cool shit. You ...

STS-126 (Who is thirsty for a great big glass of my own shit?)

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November 14th, 2008

Woo Hoo!  STS-126 had a beautiful lift off tonight.  Man I love to watch the shuttle take off at night, it is probably one of our best reminders that we are just technological bad asses.  In case you are not keeping up with the shuttle missions STS-126 is going to the international space station to do some renovations and some expansions.  They have their usual lab equipment and experimental miniature donkeys on board as well as some new surprises.  One of these new surprises is called the ECLSS or better known to the elongated heads at NASA as the Environmental Control and Life Support System.  You see NASA is preparing well ...

Foreign Accent Syndrome a.k.a. (Retardism)

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November 14th, 2008

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBLtIG72eek[/youtube] After you watch this video, I guarantee if you don't want to rip off your neighbors arms and beat all people from the West Coast senselessly with them, you probably live on the West Coast. I've watched it three times and I am seriously considering moving back to Rwanda, finding my mother and gorilla-bitch slapping her for bringing me in this world. This dolt had an accident sometime in the 80's (probably stumbled onto a line of cocaine) and now last year she goes to a chiropractor (wtf?!?) and suddenly starts speaking like a Russian, PLUS is also speaking words from Russia, France, German, Swedish, and to top it all off gibberish shit that even retards would ask, "What the fuck ...