All in Geek TV

I would love to tell you all that I donned my favorite Afro Samurai costume, walked down to the Houston Bush Airport (I really need to fix my car one of these days), somehow purchased a round trip ticket to Tokyo (because it's one of the cities that I know), convinced TSA that Afro Samurai wanting to get on a plane to go to Japan really wasn't THAT weird, made it on the plane and traveled all the way to the land of the Rising Sun (I hope I was able to get an upgrade.  Continental is usually pretty good at that) ...found the precise location where Takashi Okazaki (the creator of ...

I have a lot of vices in this world...I absolutely love peanut butter and chocolate...specifically any of the Reese's brand (and yes any variation will tickle my taste buds...There were probably 15 that came out for Christmas, (peanut butter and chocolate trees, peanut butter and chocolate bells, ones with red and green colors, peanut butter and chocolate Santas, peanut butter and chocolate reindeer, they pretty much hit everything this year), and my last visit to Kroger this week found 15 more for Valentines Day...you gotta love Reese's...keeping America nice, juicy, and fat...) Speaking of good fat food, I also LOVE pepperoni pizza...lots of sauce, cheese, burnt pepperonis (the most successful advertising campaign ...

I think you all know by now how much I loathe the Houston Texans football team. I have tried to be a fan, I have tried to support them and go along with the local masses but all to no avail. I could continue to list the reasons I hate them with so much ire but instead I will now present you with the sole reason I still watch some of the games (besides hoping to see them lose) and also our combined#6 on our hotness countdown. These ladies primary goal in life is to look good and there aren't many words to describe them so I will let the pictures do the talking from here: The Houston Texans Cheerleaders (all ...

I can hear the BSG fans now, "bring back a male Starbuck, bring a male back Starbuck."  "Bring back Twiggy, bring back Twiggy."  Well see you guys, you were wrong, Twiggy belongs in 'Buck Rogers' and the only thing that came out of 1979 and that series was Erin Gray wearing those lovely skin tight Colonel Deering outfits.  So back to 'Caprica'.  The SciFi channel has been given a green light to go ahead and make a two hour pilot directed by 'Friday Night Lights' director Jeffrey Reiner.  Right off the bat I was completely curious as to why they would have ...

As of tonight there has never been a cop on television to my knowledge that has pulled off the incredible switcheroo stunt that Vic Mackey has done.  He is by far the GOD of TV cops and will never be outdone.  How can someone do all the things that he has done and in the end still have enough wit to pull off becoming a federal officer and have full immunity for all of his crimes.  When they started the tape recorder and Vic just sat there, I remember thinking, "just walk man!  Get the hell up now and walk out the door."  When he began talking, I had cold chills ...

There has been an ongoing feud for decades between George Takei and William Shatner that came to a head when George refused to invite the Shat to his recent wedding to Brad Altman, his man-partner of 21 years. Takei has a number of issues with Shatner, primarily because he was a camera hog and full of himself (which is why we all love him) and Bill is firing back saying that Takei all along wanted his own starship and that you couldn't have two Star Trek cast members with their own star ships (wtf ???) [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTr5SGuS7F8[/youtube] First, I like George Takei.  Sure he likes to frolic naked on uninhabited islands running ...

Lets face it Jackass was just a great fucking show.  Johnny Knoxville is the best manipulator on the planet.  He took a few normal minded people and transformed them into walking Knoxville retards.  They did anything he asked and why not, he was paying them quite well and it got their dumb asses great recognition.  So I guess Knoxville segued his way from normalcy and into the realm of meantally challenged people by starring in "The Ringer".  If you have never seen "The Ringer" I suggest you go out and rent it tomorrow becuase you will not be disappointed.  To be quite frank about the matter, you will find your self laughing your ass off and then looking around the ...

I had an insomniac moment last week and I was lying on the couch desperately trying to find something to watch that would hopefully put me to sleep.  If it was not Tony Little jerking off to some new “pump me up device” it was some Mexican guy (didn’t this guy use to be a Japanese dude) trying to sell me some knife that was impervious to all known periodic matter (even kryptonite). As I lay there in a half awake and half asleep trance I could slowly feel myself nodding off and on as I changed the channel.  All of the sudden the terror began to hit my ears with a tremor that would have risen the Kraken.  IT WAS THAT ...