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Check out the trailer below.

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And first five minutes of the movie.

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Below are some stills.  Thanks to Transformers Live Action Movie Blog for the break down.

The new female Transformers…that’s a unicycle!  What the fuck?  Awesome!

Here is another shot of Arcee as the uni.  And yes…that is Scorponok!  Sweet!

Here she is in full glorious form (Watch out Furries!)

Could this be the Fallen?  Check out the next series of pic’s that analyze why it might be.  Scorp, there is the fire you were looking for fool!

God damn this move is going to be amazing…

No Soundwave yet…but…one of his minions?

I’ve always had a good feeling about this movie, but after watching this second trailer, I’m really starting to think that this movie is going to destroy expectations.  I’m completely geeked up!  Can’t wait for the next trailer!

I don’t usually start a post with a video, but holy fucking god damn shit!  Was that not the craziest fucking thing any of you have ever seen?  Wow!  Are you kidding me?

Pretty amazing shit.  Dead Snow, a Norwegian zombie flick that opened in their country on 1/9 and is set to open in the States hopefully sometime soon, combines everything that I love (Zombies and Hot Norwegian Women) with everything Scorp loves (Nazi’s and Hot Norwegian Women) with a dose of everything Butter’s loves (Chainsaws and hot Norwegian guys getting their balls munched on by Zombie Nazi’s)

Here is the basic plot of the movie:  A bunch of good looking Norwegian medical students head up to the mountains of Norway for a little bit of snowmobiling, a little bit of sex, and a little bit of partying.  Well, as they are exploring the area around the cabin that they are staying at, one of them discovers a box full of ancient Nazi gold!  It turns out that when the Nazi’s occupied Norway, they had some gold that belonged only to them (after they took it off of the dead bodies of the Norwegians).  Anyways, like a drunken gay pirate teacher at an all boy’s prep school, they return to claim what’s theirs…the cursed gold!

Going out on a limb here but there is a pretty good chance that either Uwe Boll is directing this movie or our friends to the northeast (where women are true blondes and grow to heights well over 6′) are making a funny!

Who cares!  This movie looks pretty amazing!  And will be a welcome addition to the Zombie genre!  Check out the trailer below!

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And if this guy doesn’t haunt your wet dreams at night…you are the toughest son of a bitch on the planet…

#4 Nicole Kidman

I know there are some of you fellas out there who will disagree with me, those will say she is an old hag. Those who will say she is washed up. Those who will say she does not belong on this list. And do you know what “those” people are called? GAY! Remember kitties this list is comprised of and based on my own fucked up scoring system and she scored very high.

Nicole Kidman is graceful, elegant, worth a shit load of money and she has done full frontal. Not only all of that but she was able to escape the derranged clutches of Scientology mastermind Tom “bat shit crazy” Cruise. These are the reasons she is where she is, oh and she is an alright actress too. At 42 she is still stellar looking and the roles are still coming in. In the past 4 years she has had 8 movies released with 2 more scheduled for this year and 1 in the hopper for 2010. Now these may not be blockbusters. They may lack the big budget, a lot of big name stars, fancy sets, extreme CG, good dialogue or even a plot but they will all have her.

Yes after more than 26 years in the biz she is still knocking them dead and this is MY little worthless tribute to the best thing out of Australia, well best thing since Foster’s.

BTW, you can watch the spot at the start of the 3rd quarter of the game

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First, there has been this interesting little rumor floating around (I think it’s planted…either way I’ll tell you in a bit why it’s a bad idea) that Sienna Miller’s awesomely voluptuous outfit has been “breastfully altered” because Miller has small boobies and Sommers has a penchant for LARGE ones.

Below is a shot of Sienna practicing her snorkeling skills.

And here is a shot of her as the Baroness.  Not much of a difference if you ask me.

But I know exactly what they are doing.  This has been tried many times before when production studios attempt to use different marketing techniques to generate interest in a movie.

From Batman’s nipples…

To Superman’s cock…

From the gratuitous unnecessary male nudity in Beastmaster (and any of the “reimagines” that followed)

To leaked pic’s of the costume design for Thor’s villain in the upcoming 2010 movie

Using costumes as a marketing tool just doesn’t work.  Sorry.  And besides, WHO isn’t going to be looking at Sienna Miller’s costume with big boobs or not.  Sommer’s denies any of this of course…but a little controversy always helps…until the movie comes out and it is a big pile of shit.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, he also talks about how he is a huge fan of the old James Bond movies, specifically the Sean Connery era and that those movies greatly influenced GI Joe.  There is an underwater fight sequence in the movie that according to him is Thunderball times 10.  Once again, the great thing about “Dark Knight” was that there were no comparisons of style to anything else.  Dark Knight was…”Dark Knight”.  If Sommers is already going to the “costume distraction” card and attempting to justify the move that he made, it tells me there are already big time issues with this flick.  Hope I’m wrong.

Couple of thoughts…first the pic is as bad ass as you can possibly get.  At this point, with the passion of Jackman alone, I just can’t see this movie being any short of incredible.  My only concern, and this was also expressed by Scorp to me not so long ago, is that they veer too far away from the comics that we remembered.  Yes replace the original yellow and blue costumes like they did in the X-Men movie series…but seriously, in this one Gambit at this point has regular eyes (I really don’t care too much about this as Gambit has always been one of my least favorite characters) and so far I have yet to see a pic of Deadpool WITH a mask.  I have complete faith that the movie will not disappoint, but definitely need to have a little bit for everyone.

Yes, being a Star Wars fan by default (and of course, that would include that big, fluffy, hairy fat ass beast of a man George Lucas and all of the ass infused crappety stuff he continues to put out) I appreciate ridiculous movie names such as “Attack of the Clones”,  “The Phantom Menace” and “Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” (I won’t get into Lucas’s latest work “Red Tails” about the Tuskegee Airmen, only because “Red Tails” makes me think waay too much about the syphilis these guys had to deal with and not the dang planes they flew).  But there comes a point that you realize, the people assigned to make movies have just run out of good stuff.

Seriously, how many fucking remakes are coming out?  Just think about it…

So…with that being said, behold!…what might possibly be one of the most ludicrous premises for a movie, just might, at the same time, be a pretty entertaining Friday evening with your significant other at the cinema.  The movie is called “Donkey Punch”.  And before I get any deeper into the movie itself, first for those of you who have no idea what a “Donkey Punch” is, we probably should toss out a definition (thank you Wikipedia).

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal^[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner’s anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner.^[2] When used, the donkey punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm of the penetrating partner.

And for the reading impaired:

The movie stars a bunch of no name British actors and is about three women, a cute one, an ugly one, and another ugly one on vacation in Spain.  They hook up with some guys that want to party and who just so happen to have a yacht.

At some point during the extravaganza, they have a great big orgy and one of the men, persuaded by everyone else, is encouraged to try the high risk sex maneuver called the “Donkey Punch” on one of the girls (probably one of the ugly ones).  For some reason, rather than reporting the death to the police, they decide the toss the body overboard which results in some sort of life or death struggle.

Whatever, bottom line, on paper this movie sounds like a complete pile of shit…I’m sure like most suspense movies of this nature, you’ll have the tough strong guy, the closet gay guy, the good guy that’s really a hero, and the crazy as fuck guy that you at first are lead to think is the bad one…but turns out to be good…or just fucking dead.  Whatever.  Most of this we’ve already seen…except this time it’s the “donkey punch” twist.

Makes you wonder if at some point during the production meetings for the film someone said “Hey, what if we do a sequel called “Dirty Sanchez”??”

…BUT…curiosity as always gets the better of me, and why just read about something when you can watch a little bit of it also…so I decided to take a peek at the movie trailer…(seriously who wouldn’t want to see the “dangerous” ‘donkey punch’ in action??).  Check out the trailer below (and I’ll go ahead and break it to you now, unfortunately the “DP” is not seen during the trailer…but…Oooo…nice marketing by the films producers!).

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As crazy as it sounds, the movie actually doesn’t look too bad.  (I love the scene at the end when one of the girls (an ugly one), charges at the camera screaming at “someone” with a outboard motor…very cool).  Is it original?  Nope.  (see 1998′s Very Bad Things), and yes surely Hollywood is grasping for straws with some of the stuff they are putting out…BUT…for an hour and a half of your time you can’t beat it.  Starts Jan 23rd here in the States and my guess is that the $700K they spent to make it will be exceeded during the first weekend.  And if you want to see the American version…rent Very Bad Things.

Are these guys just the hardest ass bags on the planet to try and get a job with?  Nonetheless I don’t really care, cause they make BRILLIANT movies.

William H. Macy went in and read for the part of Jerry Lundegaard not once, but 2 times.  After feeling that he had the role in the bag, the Coen Bro’s never called him back and Macy was taken back.

He was so upset, that he flew to New York and stormed the offices of the Coen Bro’s.

He walked in and said “listen here you two little ungrateful shits, if you do not give me this role, that only I was meant to play, I swear by the power of Greyskull that I will come to your house and kill your fucking dogs!”

Taken back by these powerful words, the Coen Bro’s did not have a choice but to sign Macy right on the spot.

When asked why he said such harmful things Macy replied, “I was just worried that they were going to screw up the movie if they did not hire me for that role.”

Pretty powerful stuff.

So the next time the man has you down, just storm in their office and tell them that you are going to kill their pet(s) and you will most assuredly get what is coming to you.