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Edward Furlong.  We all loved him as John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgement Day Wait a tic... Holy fat turds Batman, call the damn Val Kilmer fat police But wait...was this him as well???? God damn Furlong what the hell happened man? Now here we go.  Here is the little sweet John Connor that we all remember. Did you know that while filming Judgement Day Furlong's little man hood actually came in to play?  That's right, Furlong's dong got long (catchy eh!) and the wonderful miracle of puberty hit him right where it hurts.  You see there are so many ...

It was a warm spring morning in 2005.  It was the type of morning that you could actually see dew on your lilly.  Am I the only one who found that funny?  Anyways I was laying on the couch doing some hardcore channel surfing when all the sudden I see a movie called Downfall getting ready to start.  I scroll over to more info and get the synopsis on the movie.  I think it went something like this:  Set in the last days of Nazi Germany during WWII, Hitler and his top officials are forced into a secret underground bunker.  As the Russians and Allied forces push into Berlin, we get ...

So we are into the new year now and still have the top half of our list to go. Even with the long wait I do not think we will disappoint with the remainder of our hot babes, especially with our next lovely lass who has steamed up the music scene, the silver screen and most of our wet dreams for years. From not knowing the difference between tuna and chicken to wearing a tube skirt to Home Depot she has been a gleaming ray of beautiful ignorance to all of those trailer park hunnies hoping to be a shinning star. #5 JESSICA ANN SIMPSON Born July 10, 1980 in Abilene, TX to a Baptist minister (who was also a psychologist, go ...

I really pretty much stumbled onto this movie (versus heard about it the instant it hit the web mainstream and commented on it gratuitously on all of the cool forums and boards so that later on I could say something ridiculous like "Well *I* knew about this movie the instant that Tim Burton woke up from a dream and decided to make it...ha!  You're just NOW commenting on it??  Where have you been Grumms you loser!"  (thanks for making me feel good about myself again mom)... ...and unlike many of you, had no idea about the Tim Burton movie nor the original short by Shane Acker back in 2005 (wow!).  But you ...

For those of you that had to pleasure to witness one of the most fucked up (and funniest) movies to come out over the past two years, Crank was the adrenaline junkies dream.  Fast cars, incredible fight sequences, gangsta's, druggies, sex in public, outrageously funny scenes, sex with donkeys...this pretty much fucked up movie had it all (except the sex with donkey's part...sorry Furrys). In a nut shell, Chev Chelios (Jason Statham with one of the best and worst names of all time) is a hit man that wakes up in his apartment and discovers that a ...

You by now have surely seen the awesome visuals from the X-Men Origins: Wolverine Trailer, and although they have satiated your geek flavored need of X-Men deliciousness, you still want more. Hugh Jackman's "Australia" did little more than make you want to shoot the guy that was talking loudly in front of you during the next movie you went to, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button". Seeing another Ryan Reynolds romantic comedy is roughly the equivalent of John Wayne Bobbit starring in the sequel to "Groundhog Day". It's been two years since you have seen Dominic Monaghan as Charlie Pace on "Lost", and now ...

Well this past weekend, we heard that new Transformers 2 pics would be coming this Monday (today) via Empire and USA Today and here they are!  Weee! And guess what, THEY SUCK.  Grrr...(and no Mike Tyson isn't in the movie with Michael Bay doing a cameo as a Spanish Flamenco dancer.  But because he gives us the below shit, I give you this in return...) Actually, they aren't THAT bad...I suppose.  I honestly expected to see some of the new Transformers in action but the Michael Bay Tease Machine is in full effect.  Here is what we get though: Spec Ops infiltrating what could be a super secret Decepticon ...

I love old Sci-Fi movies and TV shows. There is nothing better after a hard day of writing than sitting on the couch and flipping the TiVo to some old Twilight Zone reruns or popping in an old classic like The Day The Earth Stood Still. I am partial to these oldies because the actors did just that, they acted. Even when a big tin robot named Robbie came after Leslie Nielsen in Forbidden Planet you could see the fear in his eyes and hear the timber in his voice. What most movies today seem to generally consists of a decent storyline, the hottest people Hollywood can find (I don't mind the hotties) and some ...

Michael Bay is famous for being, hard on actors (e.g. Scorp was telling me a story that during the filming of the Shia LaBeouf scene in the last Transformers movie where he is holding the All-Spark at the top of that building and Megatron is coming up to kick his ass yelling "BOY this" and "BOY that", that Shia was actually a little tentative about going out on the ledge, and Bay basically told Shia "Look cock sucker, I don't care if you are screwing Megan Fox over and over and over and over again and again and again...god damn, AGAIN?? I ...

This is by far one of the hardest topics that I have ever had to think of. This post has been 3 weeks of excruciating agony and mental pain. I have revised and re-thought this topic so many times that I have lost sleep, gave myself diarrhea and have mentally drained myself. This post originally started as a Top 10, but it cannot be done. There are wayyyyy tooooo many monsters that just either need to be on here or at least mentioned. So have fun with the 90 hour read. Don't fucking criticize me over that, hell all you have to do is sit back in your damn underwear and read it. I had to physically get naked and ...