All in Star Wars

I do not know how many of you are stoked about this movie, but Grumms and I first got a glimpse of it during Celebration IV in Los Angeles.  Let me tell you this;  even if this movie is the worst thing to hit the silver screen since George Lucas in his infinite wisdom decided to put a gay Hutt in the Clone Wars movie (seriously George WTF were you thinking man), it will still be worth watching. THIS MOVIE IS EVERY SINGLE STAR WARS GEEK'S FANTASY! Do not argue with me on this.  You would give your left testicle to be able to do a secret mission and break into Skywalker Ranch.  ...

These days in our Star Wars universe, it's very tough to get excited about anything.  Yes, I'm still on the look out for the ultra awesomely cool Star Wars/Disney Big Figs (especially the Darth Donald one...damn you Disney!) and Mighty Muggs collecting is taking up a decent chunk of my "collecting time", but the last Star Wars game was horrendous (Star Wars Unleashed started off bad, then had some pretty cool scenes with the Droid Jedi Council, then laid a gigantic turd with the ending) and Star Wars Clone Wars (the TV show) is unwatchable (sorry people that are religiously watching...I'm just sick and tired of the Clone Wars era.  Where ...

I can't speak for everyone else, but I personally have waited all of my life (well since 1977) for this damn toy to be released and to be honest, I seriously cannot wait to get my hands on one.  Star Wars Nerds, Geeks, and Excessive Masturbaters BEHOLD! The Star Wars "Force Trainer" (made by Uncle Milton...and not the one that used to surprise you in the shower...and then continue to stare at you for another LONG 10 seconds smiling...but Uncle Milton the toy distributor).   Now YOU can have the ability to move objects with your mind like a Jedi! All right, hold on a second...yes the thought of doing this ...

Yeah sure, you consider yourself the ultimate Star Wars fan with your Star Wars action figures, and your Star Wars original movie posters, your Star Wars gift cards, your huge collection of Star Wars FX Light Sabers, and signed autographs from the last Star Wars conventions...your 30th Anniversary Darth Vader coin album, your Star Wars original underoos (that amazingly you somehow still can still fit into), your Star Wars bath soap, and toothpaste, and Star Wars toilet paper...your pet pooch Star Wars costumes, and your limited edition George Lucas Star Wars action figure... ...and of course on every "ultimate Star Wars fan's" table there is an R2D2 Soy Sauce dispenser and a ...

I'm not really sure what the hell happened here.  The first time I tried to post this video for "vid of the day", I got a live feed from an Arab Home Shopping network.  The second time I tried to post, some crazy white rapper shit popped up.  So rather than trying to post it a third time and getting what I imagine would be a redneck salsa dancing "how to" video... I'm sticking it here.  Enjoy! [flash]http://blip.tv/play/gfpn4rExkLhy[/flash]

I have this great fascination on the topic of "what a Stormtrooper does when they get off work."  Really.  What would you do if you were a Stormtrooper, you worked for the largest evil corporation in the galaxy and someone actually gave you the day off of work.  It is just one of those silly little geek things that compels my mind into a whirlwind of senseless fodder. This video really struck me as funny because I never really thought too much into the world of Trooper calisthenics.  I bet it would be quite a bitch to get your heart rate up when your body movement is constricted by the armor.  Dude just get naked next time.  Do all of the ...

Consider yourself to be the "ultimate fan" of the Star Wars movies and canon?  Call yourself an avid collector that would go to any length to get that "special item" from your favorite movie that no one else has?  Have a couple hundred thousand dollars burning a hole in your padawan pouch?  If so, go on over to Profile In Histories Hollywood Auction #33 on Dec 11th for some genuine awesome movie items. With currently 500 amazing actual Hollywood and movie props and paraphernelia, if you have the cayeesh and want something cool this is the auction for you. Some of the Star Wars items to be auctioned off: Luke Skywalkers Lightsaber ...

Aww yeah mother fuckers!  I'm back with the second edition of the geek flavorful Christmas Shopping Extravaganza!  And this week, I'm pulling out my light saber and dangling it right in your face with a scrumptiously tasty serving of Star Wars Geek Flavor! With only less than a week away to Big Black Friday, you'll want to find the shit that your geek-sig-Star Wars-fan-other wants when he or she opens up their wonderful presents on Christmas morn (trust me, you can go the cheap route, like I do every year for me when I wrap up my Peter (Petrelli) in Star Wars wrapping, and present it to myself.  "MERRY ...

We have seen them all, Star Wars Gangster Rap, The Star Wars Kid, Star Wars Cops, Chad Vader, The Empire Brokeback and the list goes on and on.  Obviously there was only one feature film that actually spoofed Star Wars and it was created by Mel Brooks back in 1987.  This spectacular and hilarious movie was Spaceballs, but this is still not the movie that I am referring to.  Released in 1977 shortly after the 1977 release of Episode IV, it was created by independent film maker Ernie Fosselius on a budget of only $8,000. Here is a little quick fact about the film; it grossed over a million dollars which is still considered to be one of the highest grossing independent ...

[metacafe]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1478117/the_naked_stormtrooper/[/metacafe]If you know this person, please go out immediately and harm them.  I for one had to run my face into the wall several times to get this image out of my mind.  Oh I am sure this dumb fuck will haunt me tonight in my sleep.  I swear, if this is a 501st after hours party I am going to hunt each one of you down and SHIT in your helmets.