VH1s I Love of Money 2 (YOUR new guilty pleasure!)
I have a lot of vices in this world…I absolutely love peanut butter and chocolate…specifically any of the Reese’s brand (and yes any variation will tickle my taste buds…There were probably 15 that came out for Christmas, (peanut butter and chocolate trees, peanut butter and chocolate bells, ones with red and green colors, peanut butter and chocolate Santas, peanut butter and chocolate reindeer, they pretty much hit everything this year), and my last visit to Kroger this week found 15 more for Valentines Day…you gotta love Reese’s…keeping America nice, juicy, and fat…)
Speaking of good fat food, I also LOVE pepperoni pizza…lots of sauce, cheese, burnt pepperonis (the most successful advertising campaign EVER are those for ANY pizza commercial…seriously…I only need to see a big, greasy, giant ass pepperoni pizza on my T.V. and I’m making the call…so fucking delicious!)
I’m also a pretty big sports fan…I have played all kinds of sports in my life, but over the last 8 or so years, my vice has been “fantasy sports”…I play in 5 fantasy football leagues, 4 fantasy basketball leagues, 4 fantasy baseball leagues, all sorts of pick em’s and money games, a golf league, fantasy tennis and NASCAR, fantasy gymnastics, and I have in the past participated in fantasy Big Brother, the great reality cut your throat show on CBS (I’ll get more into to THAT type of vice in a moment), but bottom line is, as competitive as I am in playing sports, I’m just as competitive on the Fantasy side…there is nothing better than to purge my mind of all of those evil thoughts, after a long day of sitting around watching T.V. doing nothing, then to go over players stats with any of my fantasy leagues.
Sure I have more vices, I love good wine…there is nothing like a great tasting cigar to end a perfectly good day…I love any and all toys that remind me of my youth (Star Wars, GI Joe, Transformers…especially collecting all of that shit and worse, going to the dang conventions that sell them)…and it’s difficult to make it through the day without one of my trips to Best Buy, Target, and Toys R Us…you know, now that I think about it, it’s also pretty difficult not ending my day masturbating myself to sleep. Is that a vice? Was that weird to share? Whatever…
I love reading a really GOOD book that I can finish in a few days (I’m on my third reading for both of Max Brook’s zombie books)…and I love to watch a great movie that I can’t stop thinking about, usually either ways to improve it or “what if? scenarios”, like “what if they finally did a sequel or prequel to the movie?” (this week it’s been Big Trouble in Little China. I love that last fight sequence, but where is the rest? Long over due)…and there is nothing in the world like taking one of those great big shits that when you are finished you are so exhausted and tired that you can do nothing more than fall asleep right where you are at…
I love listening to GREAT music…and I’m talking GREAT music…the kind that takes you to another place…another planet…another universe…and then when you travel all that great distance across the galaxy you open your eyes in your mind and realize you are right where you were all along…but somehow everything is better…that “kind of music”…
Yeah, sure the list goes on and on…but one of my biggest vices is something that I hold very true and dear to my heart. I first got into it about 8 years ago, and I have watched, followed, obsessed over every incarnation, manifestation, and embodiment that has crossed my path…and you know what, I still want more! VH1 as of late has been my “drug dealer”…peddling it’s wares nightly…force feeding me with seemingly an endless supply of goodness…and as I sample each one…I get “hooked” and want even more.
Each one comes in, looking even more trashy and ridiculous than the previous one, yet I still gobble them up like Clay Aiken at a hot dog eating contest…because they just taste so incredibly delicious! (incidentally, I went to Las Vegas at the beginning of the year and was able to catch Spam-A-Lot at the Wynn and knowing that Clay did his “Sir Robin” stint on Broadway, I am still so fucking grateful that Harry Bouvy was Robin and not Clay. No knock on Clay, because outside of completely creeping me out (god damn his pictures are hard to look at but once he has swallowed you whole with his gaze, they are impossible to look away from), he’s probably a pretty good guy…(uh…yeah right, but if I say something really bad about the guy, the last thing I want is to be looking out my window at night and see his crazy face staring back at me), but Harry just knocked that shit out of the park with his performance.
So yeah, VH1 my drug dealer has been funneling their orange cupcakes straight down my gullet…first it was the Surreal Life series, then the spin offs: Strange Love and My Fair Brady and then more spin offs: Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, I Love New York, New York Goes to Hollywood, Charm School, Real Chance at Love, I Love Money, not to mention Hogan Knows Best, Beauty and the Geek, Celebrity Rehab, Scream Queens, Celebrity Fit Club, Breaking Bonaduce…and then there are more coming out…Rock of Love Bus, Tool Academy, For the Love of Ray J, Daisy of Love, AND none other than Love of Money 2. Whew! Holy shit, if that’s not enough to get your juices flowing I don’t know what will.
How can you not top this GOLD mine of mental instability!
Well, although they all look good and I’ll surely at the end of the day watch every single one of them, there is only one right now that I really have my eyes on… and let me tell you, there is nothing dirtier than a bunch of hookers, cut throats, pimps, killers, losers, and retards being sent to a tropical paradise to fight over $250,000. Yeah, I guess you can call it a combination of anything with Jerry Lewis and Survivor, except with these guys the whole purpose on this show is to make each and every one of them look like complete fucking idiots on the way to the prize…oh wait…forget about what I said about Jerry Lewis and Survivor…(incidentally do not stare at the Jerry Lewis picture for any length of time. There is some really weird Clay Aiken shit going on with it. I have inexplicably lost large chunks of time since yesterday…and every time I notice something missing, I’m staring blankly right at Jerry Lewis. You’ve been forewarned)
So, at the beginning of the month, VH1 released the new cast for I Love Money 2, and “motley” would NOT be what I would call this circus of freaks…that honestly would be a compliment…so to whet your taste buds…and like I said, you’ll be crying by the end of it, because it doesn’t get much worse than this…here is the new cast!
First up…20 Pack
Eliminated in Episode 4 of I Love New York 2, he is best known for New York asking him to kiss her and him responding by saying, “You sure?”. BTW he also runs a male revue and is a hair stylist. “Hollah!” Expect him to use his good looks and charming demeanor with the men of the house to get to at least episode 3 then it’s back to Florida for this beauty queen…
Next up…Angelique…the french whore/stripper who is best known for having huge boobs (and for showing them all the time) and the brains of a dinosaur, as well as for not knowing a lick of English. She’s way too dumb to make it to the end. She’ll be early episode fodder.
Third on the list…Bonez. He was the “nice”, religious dude, that really had no place anywhere on reality T.V. And I guarantee he won’t have much of a place here. However, I completely expect him to ride someones coat tails til nearly the end but he’ll probably be eliminated in the top 5. There will be a lot more crazy shit happening that will take precedent before his dumb ass hits someones radar.
And now for the white female rapper contingent, Buckwild, Ice, and Milf (god damn…just looking at their pictures is enough to make your mind think it’s smelling a fart). Pretty much all three are known for looking like they walked straight out of Boys Town and sounding like they walked straight out of Vanilla Ice’s apartment…they are all dumb, beastly, and will either become super strong allies in the house or will hair pull and fist punch their way right into the Pacific.
Ice and Buckwild especially have hated each other shooting “yayee yayee’s” across each other’s bows…Here is Buckwild’s comments about Ice on one of her blogs: “She needs to take her pasty, white butt back to her radio show and if I get the chance, I’m coming on the reunion and punching that girl in the face” All three of them could use a sea donkey kick to the face. Not sure which one, but I bet one will make it to the top 5. Gut feeling says Buckwild…
Rounding out the hairstylist/male revue quota are Heat and Onix. Heat is known for loving his grandmother and also falling in love with 12 pack during I Love New York (god damn). Onix is known for accusing Sister Paterson of being fake and for falling in love with Boston in his thong (oh yeah, he also refused to kiss New York…hmm…). Heat will upgrade to a 20 pack no doubt…and the Entertainer will wake up with a mild case of Onix in his butt…these guys are fodder…
And here comes the possible resident dumb asses Tamara and Tailor Made. Tamara didn’t do much on Rock of Love except look like a complete dolt when she got kicked off.
Tailor Made is known for winning I Love New York 2, for having lot’s of money (or at least that’s what he says), for being married while on the show (to a beast of a woman), oh yeah and for his feud with Buddha over New York
Tamara will have an early exit. Tailor Made is a wild card. He’ll definitely stir a lot of shit up in the house…but if he can survive Buddha’s initial punch, he has a good chance of winning the whole thing.
Oh and wouldn’t you know it…as I mentioned of course Buddha is also on the cast this year…pretty much known for being a big giant bad ass, for being kicked off the show and returning later on, and for being the runner up to New York, I completely expect his feud with Tailor Made to carry over to ILM2. He’s a smart player and is also a contender for the $250,000. But I think with him being so intimidating and such a strong player, he’ll probably be eliminated somewhere before the final 5.
We’ve seen some hookers, some dumb asses, a bunch of men that love other men, and some white female rappers…so now, let’s take a look at a couple of crazee’s
The Entertainer returns after a first season of I Love Money where he became the house pariah and loony toon. He is known for still living at home, licking New York’s nasty toes, and for one of the craziest border line psycho path tempers on the planet. On the other side, is “It”…known for claiming Tailor Made’s flowers to “New York” as his own, licking his lips and…and well just check his ass out below. “It” won’t make it to the end. The Entertainer is a favorite to win it all. He’s been in the house, and knows where he fucked up before. He has a really good chance for the $250,000.
I Love Money’s Resident liar T-Weed will also be on the show.
Pretty much known for lying to Sister Patterson and NY that he made millions…until they checked his credit…dumb ass. This coat tail rider…will go home before the final 5.
And rounding out the cast is your requisite assortment of ghetto, skanky, women that will attempt to fight, scratch, and whore their bodies all the way to the $250,000.
Cali is currently on Real Chance of Love and this only tells me that Risque win’s Chance’s heart (if you ever hear me say that again, please just punch me in the face and balls and get it over with). She is also known for having gigantic ti ti’s. She is a wild card…just depends on who’s cock she snuggles up to early on.
And here is the opposite of her on the ghetto spectrum, Saaphyri. She’s known for her fight on day 1 with H-Town on Flavor,
and this classic showdown with New York. They both are fucking scary. She is another wild card. She’s smarter than she looks (that’s not saying much with this crew) and if she plays her cards right, could get to the top 5 easily.
And then last but not least, these two beauty queens…Myammee and Leilene. Myammee is known for not wanting to get her weave wet (and having giant cans…I just know there is some mother fucker sitting in his executive VH1 office scanning over those audition tapes with a Santa’s list of women with big cans…Look for more of these in the “new shows” coming out later this year and my addiction to continue) and Leilene who is known for having a picture of her dead mother stolen from her, for getting runner up in Charm School, and for being a stripper (who isn’t, on reality T.V. anymore??). Once again, depending on who they latch on to, will dictate how far they go in the game.
There you have it. This bunch is a hell of a lot worse than the first one. And all of this may not make you watch the show, which I completely understand…but I’m just gonna say, give it a try (VH1 Feb 2nd is the premiere episode). I promise you…in some sick, crazy way…you will not be disappointed!
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