Top Games of 2007 and 2008 (Geek Flavors Trial By HellFire!)

Alright guys I want to show my support for the top ten games of 2007 and 2008. Why two years you say, well I feel the need to include both years because they are both good years. Anyways I start my list at the bottom. These are all games I have played and I use my own rating system to determine this.

(Grumms here folks.  I just wanted to interject first that I love Butters to death and I think this is actually a great representation and review of the top games of 2007 and 2008, but like most of you, you’ve probably already seen the pic’s and vid demos for each of these games, so posting these here would just be overkill.

Just the other day I was perusing through Geek Flavor’s extensive collection of videos that we have acquired over the years (and subsequently inventoried behind the scenes), and I realized that we just might have one the largest collection of videos of Body Builders doing some sort of a robot during their competitive routines on the planet.

And trust me on this, Scorp and I looked at a bunch of these last night and today and outside of wanting to take a hot poker and sticking it right in our eyes (Scorp was talking about wanting to castrate small animals), we realized that only a TRULY BEAST of a GEEK FLAVORIZED FAN could actually start at the #10 top game of 2007/2008 review and video and make it all the way through the #1 game review and video without attempting to burn your own eyes out, rip off your own genitalia, or rip off your friends genitalia while burning his eyes out.

So, as a test and measure of your constitution, your strength, your intestinal fortitude, we bring you the first annual GEEK FLAVOR Trial By HELLFire! Read through Butter’s top 10 games of 2007 and 2008, and attempt to watch every single video…ALL the way through…if you dare.  Only the strong will survive…)

#10 Battlefield: Bad Company

This game I think is a funny adaptation of how soldiers in the field are and how they react to there environments. I found this game’s campaign to be rather enjoyable as well as the plot. Gold baby Gold!!! This game gets a 8.5 out of 10

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99bzMBH5NYA[/youtube]

#9 Gears of War 2

Well, I can’t say that I liked the first one at all, but this time I think they made good on this one. This 3rd person shooter seemed to me an extensively improved version of the first. The coolest thing on there is the horde. This is where you and four other players can play on one of the multiplayer maps and just fight the monsters of the game. With this, the monsters come in waves and there are fifty waves that players have to endure. Every ten waves the monsters get stronger, faster, and more accurate. In addition this games graphics are amazing as are the ones in first game. Anyways, the co-op online is also intriguing because you can always dominate all the baddies of the game. The Game play is a little rocky but hey it can be not so bad once you master them. Multiplayer outside of the horde is as dumb as the first game. The graphics are again kick ass and the co-op rocks. I give this game a 9.0 out of 10.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqCKcRYYANs&feature=related[/youtube]

#8 Guitar Hero 3

GH is freaking awesome. I can’t say how many times that I have played this game. I now this is amusic game, but it has been crowned the best seller of 2007. Come on what’s better than playing your favorite rocks songs of all time. Not to mention that the game is made for all ages that is why I think this game is cool. It’s not to be played lightly. This game on expert is challenging and can be a little frustrating, but hey what game isn’t on its hardest difficulty. I give this game a 9.5 out of 10.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvUlHwmA_Fg&feature=related[/youtube]

#7 Mario Galaxy

Come on it’s Mario! It is a game that my dad played and enjoyed.  That my friends is the equivalent of hell freezing over and all the straight men in the world, including my dad and I, going gay with each other. I really don’t think I need to say more. This game is notably one of the best games of 2007. I give it a 9.6 out of 10.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ZO4fu1c4Q&feature=related[/youtube]

#6 Star Wars Force Unleashed

Ok well I know most people were dissatisfied with this game but they don’t see that games that I take a shitty are the usually the best ones, such as Doom and Duke Nukem. However, I have played glitchy games like this before and I really loved playing a new Star Wars game PEROIDS!! You really have to be a true star wars fan to understand… However, this game seems to me to be way to hard and frustrating. The idea is cool but DAMN it I can make a pure person into a demon lord. Although playing this game on easy is entertaining enough and can prove to be fun. The coolest thing about this game is its Black Lightsaber and its plot. Most people reading this will probably disagree but what do they know. However, I have no choice to rate this low because of the game play and the glitchyness. I give this game an 8.0 out of 10.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUsytGXPFnw[/youtube]

#5 Rockband 2

Ok you saw Guitar Hero 3 on my list who would not expect Rockband 2 who knows?? This game has some many cool new songs on it that it makes my head explode. Not to mention that songs are constantly available on Xbox live and the Playstation network. Plus this game can get the songs from the first one on this game. How cool is that???  Well all in all this game gets a 9.5.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9gKEJP6fos[/youtube]

#4 Fable 2

At of all the games I have play I have always liked some but not all the R.P.G.s. Well Fable 2’s mix between the third person dungeon crawler and the oblivion style extended world. I feel like there is constantly something going on and that the plot does not interfere with the game’s fun value. The main thing that I feel that all of people will enjoy is that your character can have sex and get STDs. LOL How inventive…. But all in all the graphics are of good quality. The game play is smooth and the game is challenging. This game gets a sturdy 9.5 out of 10.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8AJzwmZZuo&feature=related[/youtube]

#3 Metal Gear Solid 4

Well, I can’t say that I have played any of the games in this series but this one was pretty cool. Because of the next generation graphics and the game quality controls. This game overall has the general confused plot of a normal Japanese game however in the end everything comes together and it dawns on the player what happens. I found certain elements in this game hilarious especially the man whom shits his pants. This game is so cool I am giving this game a 9.5 out of 10.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8uE9H_gkJY[/youtube]

# 2 Left 4 Dead

Guys this is the most fun I have had on a game in a long time. Geez this game is a FPS Zombie game. I think that this is the greatest idea since the invention of the doggie style position. This game graphics I felt could have been better but damn this game love I none the less. The controls are easy and the mayhem is supple. The best thing about this game is its 4 player online co-op. In this game people can actually learn to work as a team to survive the horror. This game requires team work or you will be destroyed. I Give this game a 9.8 out of 10.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWT5YvE8emg&feature=related[/youtube]

# 1 Call of Duty 4

This my friends is one of the greatest games of all time. Hands down I love this game and everything in it. The graphics in this game are superior and the story line is solid. The controls are easy to master and the multiplayer is the best ever seen. The guns in this game are accurate and feel realistic in all areas. God created man then he created this game. The holiest game in my collection, so holy I own it on the PS3 and the Xbox 360.

This game receives 10 out of 10.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB43CUHORL4[/youtube]

Well guys I know you are probably wondering why a hardcore halo fan would not include its latest installment. Well, this game is not what it was supposed to be. Halo 2 is the best halo hands down and the new one sucks majors dick…

One thought on “Top Games of 2007 and 2008 (Geek Flavors Trial By HellFire!)

  1. I honestly do not think I will ever be able to sleep again. I actually went the marathon and watched all the videos. If I ever meet the last guy, I will personally shit in his mouth. He is a suicidal freak and he will harm you, your family, children and or pets at some point in his life. What fucking freak does body building poses with serial killer glasses on. You have just seen the next Ted Bundy.

    Butters you are fucked up man!

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