For those of you that had to pleasure to witness one of the most fucked up (and funniest) movies to come out over the past two years, Crank was the adrenaline junkies dream. Fast cars, incredible fight sequences, gangsta’s, druggies, sex in public, outrageously funny scenes, sex with donkeys…this pretty much fucked up movie had it all (except the sex with donkey’s part…sorry Furrys).
In a nut shell, Chev Chelios (Jason Statham with one of the best and worst names of all time) is a hit man that wakes up in his apartment and discovers that a gangsta has injected him with some kind of poison called a “Beijing Cocktail” that will kill him (stop his heart) in an hour. In order to keep his heart pumping he has to do all sorts of crazy adrenaline type things…driving fast in cars, motorcycles, using epinephrine, cocaine, mini thins, screwing his girlfriend in public…you name it. If you haven’t seen the first one, go buy or rent it now. Here are two of the best scenes from the movie:
Amy Smart’s public scene
Chev Chelios’s erection scene
Well lucky for us, Crank 2: High Voltage comes out April 17, this year and if you were wondering if they could top the original…check this shit out.
*Turn your head SPOILER PEOPLE*
Well Chev Chelios apparently lives through the last scene of the first movie and now has his heart replaced which he needs some sort of “high voltage” shock to keep it going. Should be another crazy, fun movie…(and I’m sure they are going to make every attempt to top all of the fucked up scenes from the first one)