Exclusive Transformer 2 Pics are Here! (dont hold your breath)

Well this past weekend, we heard that new Transformers 2 pics would be coming this Monday (today) via Empire and USA Today and here they are!  Weee! And guess what, THEY SUCK.  Grrr…(and no Mike Tyson isn’t in the movie with Michael Bay doing a cameo as a Spanish Flamenco dancer.  But because he gives us the below shit, I give you this in return…)

Actually, they aren’t THAT bad…I suppose.  I honestly expected to see some of the new Transformers in action but the Michael Bay Tease Machine is in full effect.  Here is what we get though:

Spec Ops infiltrating what could be a super secret Decepticon base.  Cool blue sparkly thing in the middle indicates that it’s probably from another world…And shame on you Michael Bay for dipping into the (still) ultra cool fog machine Alien look.  Yes it looks cool!  But fuck, quit going back to the god damn well…incidentally this pic really doesn’t show us anything…

Shia and Megan running from Megan’s irate dad.  Don’t worry Shia, you aren’t the first to be caught showing Megan your “all spark”…and you won’t be the last.  Oh and what’s with the super secret Michael Jackson glove that Shia is wearing?  Only time will tell with Michael Bay’s propaganda machine and his “respect” for continuity…

Hey look!  It’s the Moroccan Cirque de Solei?  Seriously…why the hell are we not seeing any god damn Transformers in any of these shots?!?  This has got to be the most ridiculous shot to ever be released as part of a marketing campaign.

John Turturo doing his best Shia LaBeouf imitation.  I seriously hope Michael Bay is fucking with us with these pictures.  Gee wiz…I’m so excited now to see this movie.  Where the fuck are the FUCKING TRANSFORMERS?!?

Here is panoramic shot of the above picture.  Yep, they definitely are in Egypt.  This could be any god damn set for any god damn movie!  Just one…that’s all I ask for Mr. Bay.  I love your movies, your pec’s are second to none.  I absolutely loved Pearl Harbor…but don’t tease us like this.  Please?

More awesome explosions and tank battles.  There is no doubt this is going to be an incredible, climatic scene in the movie.  Just wish we had some Transformer pics.

Yay!  The first actual Transformer pic from the movie.  Which movie?  The first one?  Who knows…Michael Bay jerks our chains yet again.  Hmm…who wants to bet he’ll be directing an episode of Lost this year…GIVE US SOUNDWAVE AT LEAST!  Ugh…

Yeah…let me guess…Super Bowl Sunday is when you’ll fill our T2 desires…no doubt…bastard…

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