At the beginning of the year, I’m sure you all heard, that Land of the Lost was being remade into a feature film and none other than Will Ferrell was starring. Well here is the first movie poster for the film, and although we have all suffered through Elf, and Bewitched, and Kicking and Screaming, you can never, ever forget the comedic genius that was Step Brothers.
I bet this movie is actually going to be pretty fun. Of course, Land of the Lost will probably not be as raunchy and perverted as Step Brothers (although, you can only hope…and you know what I’m talking about Chaka’s mom fans…), but you know, it’s fucking Land of the Lost! How can you get worse (and simultaneously better) than the original??
And not THAT Chaka you goofy mofos!
And for those of you that were born post 80’s, this was the coolest fucking show…back when the only time you could watch cartoons and kids stuff was on FUCKING SATURDAY MORNING! Basically the show stars some scientists that get flushed down a toilet that transports them the land of the dinosaurs. There, they meet ape people (although it’s enjoyable occasionally to “play” with some members of your species, no real pure blooded simian would ever want to reproduce offspring with a human. Sorry freaks), scary ass lizard people, a Tyrannosaurus Rex named “Grumpy” (no shit) and a Brontosaurus named “Dopey” (which I’m certain “dope” is the key word as most of the people associated with the original series probably were smoking lots of it). There was some other shit and people and scientists and astronauts, but I don’t really remember any of it…
Anyways, the movie stars Danny McBride (Tropic Thunder) as Will Stanton and flippin Jorma Taccone…the funniest mother fucker on SNL right now…as none other than Chaka! Sweet!
Oh yeah, and these two women will also be starring as “Pakuni women”…Eva Mauro and Pollyanna McIntosh (for the love of all that is holy and sacred…these women are knockouts!)…look, I already know what the punch line with this is going to be…and to be honest, I really don’t give a big smelly Sleestak’s ass (incidentally is it me, or were the Sleestak’s the scariest god damn things on Saturday Morning television??)…I’m just going for the hairy, Pakuni ape woman sex’d up scene…I KNOW it’s gonna be there…
Oh and to drum up those memory juices, here is the original Land of the Lost intro theme plus the first few minutes of one of the episodes! Sing along all of you old mother fuckers!
Little side note, I don’t know if it’s just a coincidence or not (I’m sure with the probably unreal brain storming sessions with THESE guys, probably not) but that intro always reminds me of the MST3K intro (from a cheese standpoint of course)