Star Wars and Your Wiener

Yeah sure, you consider yourself the ultimate Star Wars fan with your Star Wars action figures, and your Star Wars original movie posters, your Star Wars gift cards, your huge collection of Star Wars FX Light Sabers, and signed autographs from the last Star Wars conventions…your 30th Anniversary Darth Vader coin album, your Star Wars original underoos (that amazingly you somehow still can still fit into), your Star Wars bath soap, and toothpaste, and Star Wars toilet paper…your pet pooch Star Wars costumes, and your limited edition George Lucas Star Wars action figure…

…and of course on every “ultimate Star Wars fan’s” table there is an R2D2 Soy Sauce dispenser and a droid set salt and pepper shaker…

oh and don’t forget your Star Wars cookbook…nothing like a good old tasty Darth Malt to fill your tummy!

I could continue…you of course have a Star Wars chess set (what TRUE Star Wars fan doesn’t?), a Star Wars C3PO tape dispenser (yep the tape dispenses right between his legs)…

and of course there is nothing warmer than reading one of your favorite Star Wars kids books to your nephews and nieces…”Shiny As A Droid:  Things to See, Touch, and Smell From a Galaxy Far, Far Away”

Right…we get it…you ARE the ultimate Star Wars fan…you have searched high and low for all of your awesome Star Wars collectibles and at the end of the day, you feel that no stone has been left unturned…

…but have you bothered to look at your wiener?

Yes sir…the one place you would have thought to have never looked is finally getting a Star Wars make over.

From the makers of Marsha Mellow…

And Roast My Weenie…(wow that’s so disturbing on so many different levels)

Comes…THE WEENIE WING COMMANDER!

Made with 100% fortified stainless steel, even the largest, juiciest wieners don’t have a chance with this one. And for only $19.95…how can you pass up the opportunity to see one of your weiners skewered on an X-Wing?  Once in a life time opportunity…

“Hmm…the force is long in this one”

“I have you (your big juicy, buttery, delicious weenie taste) now!”

I could go on and on…but suddenly I’m a little hungry…

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