Over the years, Scorp and I have been tossing around this idea that there are some movies that just need to be remade. Clash of the Titans is probably at the top of the list. The special effects in the original were roughly the equivalent of watching Harry Hamlin wash his balls with butter (btw, with all due respect to Ray Harryhausen, all stop motion must die), but damn the story was good. And it was freakin educational!
And thankfully this movie is FINALLY being made and released in 2010...aww fucking yeah! Louis Leterrier of recent "Hulk" fame as well as the Transporter flicks is directing and Lawrence Kasdan (of Empire Strikes ...
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Okay so did you hear that Jennifer Aniston is totally pissed off that Angelina Jolie made some "Uncool" remarks about her falling in love with Brad Pitt. Alright Jennifer now let me get this off my chest. Brad did not like you (point proven that he is nailing another chick). He found another woman that was on the rebound and still mentally fucked in the head from sleeping with Karl. We all remember Karl. He was the keiser blade toting mental nutbag. He killed a few people but it was all in good intensions. So you see Jennifer, Angelina finally realized that she had kissed, swapped fluids and even had ...
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