Aww yeah mother fuckers! I'm back with the second edition of the geek flavorful Christmas Shopping Extravaganza! And this week, I'm pulling out my light saber and dangling it right in your face with a scrumptiously tasty serving of Star Wars Geek Flavor!
With only less than a week away to Big Black Friday, you'll want to find the shit that your geek-sig-Star Wars-fan-other wants when he or she opens up their wonderful presents on Christmas morn (trust me, you can go the cheap route, like I do every year for me when I wrap up my Peter (Petrelli) in Star Wars wrapping, and present it to myself. "MERRY ...
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Over the years, Scorp and I have been tossing around this idea that there are some movies that just need to be remade. Clash of the Titans is probably at the top of the list. The special effects in the original were roughly the equivalent of watching Harry Hamlin wash his balls with butter (btw, with all due respect to Ray Harryhausen, all stop motion must die), but damn the story was good. And it was freakin educational!
And thankfully this movie is FINALLY being made and released in 2010...aww fucking yeah! Louis Leterrier of recent "Hulk" fame as well as the Transporter flicks is directing and Lawrence Kasdan (of Empire Strikes ...
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