Hope everyone had their stockings overflowing with toothbrushes, toothpaste and deodorant and that Santa didn't take a dump in your toilet and forget to flush like he did at my house (what the hell is up with that??). While you all are stuffing yourselves with who knows what crazy shit you eat on this day, I'm gonna bring you a little bit of Christmas magic...
I should probably have revised the title of this to say something like "Top 10 Movie Scenes That *I* Cried During While Watching" but after reading through this list, there is no doubt in my mind that I am not the only guy that shed a tear or ...
Tags: Al Pacino, Autobots, Chariots of Fire, Chronicles of Riddick, Cocklover, Cockphile, Conan the Barbarian, Crocodile Dundee, Daniel Day Lewis, Dark City, Dickphile, Emilion Capra, Emilo Estevez, Empire Strikes Back, Fight Club, Forrest Whitaker, Hammerlink, Iranian donkey porn, Jack Colton, Jean Claude Van Damme, Jean Claude Van Damme's penis, Jimmy Superfly Duggan, King Tynah, King Tynah Super Glue, Kung Fu Hustle, Last of the Mohicans, Linda Kozlowski, Lt. Col. 'Bull' Meechum, Meatdrillerphile, Megan Fox, Mel Gibson, Michael Mann, Michael Mann...god, Paul Hogan, Paul Hulk Hogan, Penisphile, Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo, Robert DeNiro, Robert DePacino, Roger Riddick, Romancing Michael Douglas's bone, Romancing the Stone, Rum flavored drizzled balls, Schlongphile, Shia Labeouf, Stephen Chow, Suddenlink, Terrell Owens, The Bounty, the Matrix, The Thomas Crown Affair, Thundercats, Topless Native Men, Topless Native Woman, Transformers, Tyler Durden, Van Dasele, Vin Diesel, Wachowski Brothers
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On the eve of the DVD release of one of the greatest super hero movies (if not THE greatest movie) of all time...V For Vendetta...
Uh...yeah...sorry Scorp (and all of the crazy V For Vendetta fans out there...yes, I did see you at the Renaissance festival a few weeks ago...and just one question, why exactly were you there? I don't get it. The last thing I want to see is some dope dressed like "V" OR Jack Sparrow when I should be seeing bards and women with tons of cleavage serving beer, and beheadings, and guys shooting crossbows, and real god damn knights with bright shiny metallic cock pieces!), sorry got side ...
Tags: Chocolate Dingleberries, Christopher Nolan, Daniel Day Lewis, Dingleberries, Heath Ledger, Manu Ginobili, Renaissance, Riddler, Spider Man, The Dark Knight
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