Okay stop the damn presses.  I was in the middle of writing something else and during the midst of doing some research so you guys would have some good water cooler knowledge I ran across something that made me stop writing and start writing this.  In 1982 Disney brought the world on of the greatest films of all time and to this day if it is on TV I will nearly break my fucking ass to plant it down on my couch and watch it.  Sure Star Wars was out there, but no other film to date brought the wonderful visual effects that this movie is known for.  It also had a killer teen masturbator's story line that any 1980's gamer and beginning computer ...

It wasn’t that long ago I was living in the country that you humans call Rwanda. I had a pretty good life… I lead a troop of 20 strong gorillas. I had my pick of the best berries, leaves, and twigs in our range….I could sit on a large patch of grass, at any time of day, spread my legs open and let my balls roll around on the ground and not one living thing could say shit to me about it. Life was good. Then a group of men came and they brought with them guns and hatchets and jeeps and machetes and yeah...they weren’t fucking around. They started attacking ...