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Fanboys Is Debuting On February 6th

Escorpion — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:54:16 +0000

I do not know how many of you are stoked about this movie, but Grumms and I first got a glimpse of it during Celebration IV in Los Angeles. Let me tell you this; even if this movie is the worst thing to hit the silver screen since George Lucas in his infinite wisdom decided to put a gay Hutt in the Clone Wars movie (seriously George WTF were you thinking man), it will still be worth watching.

THIS MOVIE IS EVERY SINGLE STAR WARS GEEK’S FANTASY!

Do not argue with me on this. You would give your left testicle to be able to do a secret mission and break into Skywalker Ranch. You would. Don’t even debate it. YOU KNOW YOU WOULD!

Alright so if you are really dying to go and check this movie out (I know I am) here is the list of where it will be debuting:

New York
1. AMC Lincoln Square
2. AMC Empire
3. Regal Union Square
4. Regal Farmingdale
5. Regal New Roc City

Los Angeles
1.Mann Chinese
2.Arclight Sherman Oaks
3.AMC Santa Monica
4.AMC Rolling Hills
5.Regal Long Beach 26

Philadelphia
1. Landmark Ritz at Bourse
2. AMC Neshaminy
3. AMC Cherry Hill

Chicago
1. AMC Pipers Alley
2. AMC River East and a midnight screening
3. AMC Barrington 30

San Francisco
1. AMC Metre on 16
2. Century 20 Downtown Redwood City
3. Century 20 Daly City
4. Century Northgate 15 Cinemas

Houston
1. AMC Studio 30 and a midnight screening
2. AMC Gulf Pointe 30
3. CITY Angelika Film Center

Seattle
1. AMC Pacific Place
2. Centurion Lincoln Square Bellevue
3. Regal Alderwood
4. Regal Parkway Plaza 12 Tukwila
5. AMC Cinerama – Thursday midnight, Friday and Sunday – NO SATURDAY.

Austin
1. Alamo Ritz and a midnight screening

Good Luck to all and if you live in Houston Grumms and I will definitely be there. Just look for the two guys sitting in the audience together…

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Friday Fargo Fun Film Factoid

Escorpion — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:01:43 +0000

It seems that old William H. Macy had a little problem trying out for the Coen brother’s film Fargo.

Are these guys just the hardest ass bags on the planet to try and get a job with? Nonetheless I don’t really care, cause they make BRILLIANT movies.

William H. Macy went in and read for the part of Jerry Lundegaard not once, but 2 times. After feeling that he had the role in the bag, the Coen Bro’s never called him back and Macy was taken back.

He was so upset, that he flew to New York and stormed the offices of the Coen Bro’s.

He walked in and said “listen here you two little ungrateful shits, if you do not give me this role, that only I was meant to play, I swear by the power of Greyskull that I will come to your house and kill your fucking dogs!”

Taken back by these powerful words, the Coen Bro’s did not have a choice but to sign Macy right on the spot.

When asked why he said such harmful things Macy replied, “I was just worried that they were going to screw up the movie if they did not hire me for that role.”

Pretty powerful stuff.

So the next time the man has you down, just storm in their office and tell them that you are going to kill their pet(s) and you will most assuredly get what is coming to you.

Stormtroopers Time Off

Escorpion — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:03:17 +0000

I have this great fascination on the topic of “what a Stormtrooper does when they get off work.” Really. What would you do if you were a Stormtrooper, you worked for the largest evil corporation in the galaxy and someone actually gave you the day off of work. It is just one of those silly little geek things that compels my mind into a whirlwind of senseless fodder.

This video really struck me as funny because I never really thought too much into the world of Trooper calisthenics. I bet it would be quite a bitch to get your heart rate up when your body movement is constricted by the armor. Dude just get naked next time. Do all of the clones have equal cock size? Or do you think that one of the Kaminoans were fucked up like that scientist that made the Body Worlds exhibit (if you do not know what I am talking about look at the Rearing Horse with Rider exhibit and check out the schlong on the rider. It is bigger than the horse!) and fused on giant Rancor cock or were they evil and fused on a tiny furry Tauntaun peter. Either way you know that the Kaminoans had to of fucked with at least one or two of the clones.

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