So last night, shortly before I masturbated myself to sleep, I was reading the exclusive interview that IGN had with Byung Hun-Lee, the Korean mega-super star that is going to be playing one of the best characters from the GI Joe Movie and series, Storm Shadow (Ray Park is of course playing Snake Eyes). And as I was sitting there reading the interview (which actually is a good interview, but nothing really new revealed), I couldn't get over how fucking shitty the Storm Shadow "costume" looks. Are you kidding me?  Is Storm Shadow going to kick massive Joe ass, or is he going to play the piano at Carnegie Hall.  Seriously.  ...

Children please tell me that you have seen Bullitt starring the legendary Mr. Steve McQueen.  Okay, okay ya it was made in 1968 and I am sure that if you were born some time after 1980 you would have no clue about this movie and or why it is famous.  For those of you that have never seen or heard of this movie lemme clue you in on some insight as to why this movie is so famous.  Every car chase that was ever made after this movie was modeled directly after it.  The car chase scene in this movie set the precedence for the modern car chase that we know today.  ...