There is nothing new about the live action "Captain America" coming to the big screen some time in 2011 (really?  not any sooner?).  I for one will be mowing people down (men, women, children, the handicapped, babies in strollers) to be the first in line for this movie.  I am very close to Steve Rogers, I wore my "Captain America" underoos for nearly two decades.  But after years and years of wear and tear on that original set of drawers, the ass finally gave out. As of last week, Marvel announced the director for "The First Avenger."  I think it was the 17th announcement.  But now all the Bollywood bullshit has been pushed ...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBLtIG72eek[/youtube] After you watch this video, I guarantee if you don't want to rip off your neighbors arms and beat all people from the West Coast senselessly with them, you probably live on the West Coast. I've watched it three times and I am seriously considering moving back to Rwanda, finding my mother and gorilla-bitch slapping her for bringing me in this world. This dolt had an accident sometime in the 80's (probably stumbled onto a line of cocaine) and now last year she goes to a chiropractor (wtf?!?) and suddenly starts speaking like a Russian, PLUS is also speaking words from Russia, France, German, Swedish, and to top it all off gibberish shit that even retards would ask, "What the fuck ...