Posts Tagged Retards

Nigerian Scam Letters

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February 16th, 2009

I love reading email.  You get such a variety of reading material every single day.  Spam filters?  Ya they do not work.  My favorite of all junk mail is the Nigerian Scam Letters.  You know the ones where they ask you if you will deposit a $100,000,000 check in your bank account and all they want in return is 50 pesos. I would check my email every morning and there would be at least 7 of these in my inbox every damn day.  So I did like most of you and I either hit the delete or junk button. BUT THEN ONE DAY I had a great idea.  What if I could use their own letter against them? It turns out, if you poke ...

Johnny Knoxville can make ANYONE famous

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November 13th, 2008

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Lets face it Jackass was just a great fucking show.  Johnny Knoxville is the best manipulator on the planet.  He took a few normal minded people and transformed them into walking Knoxville retards.  They did anything he asked and why not, he was paying them quite well and it got their dumb asses great recognition.  So I guess Knoxville segued his way from normalcy and into the realm of meantally challenged people by starring in "The Ringer".  If you have never seen "The Ringer" I suggest you go out and rent it tomorrow becuase you will not be disappointed.  To be quite frank about the matter, you will find your self laughing your ass off and then looking around the ...