I do not know how many of you are stoked about this movie, but Grumms and I first got a glimpse of it during Celebration IV in Los Angeles.  Let me tell you this;  even if this movie is the worst thing to hit the silver screen since George Lucas in his infinite wisdom decided to put a gay Hutt in the Clone Wars movie (seriously George WTF were you thinking man), it will still be worth watching. THIS MOVIE IS EVERY SINGLE STAR WARS GEEK'S FANTASY! Do not argue with me on this.  You would give your left testicle to be able to do a secret mission and break into Skywalker Ranch.  ...

I would love to tell you all that I donned my favorite Afro Samurai costume, walked down to the Houston Bush Airport (I really need to fix my car one of these days), somehow purchased a round trip ticket to Tokyo (because it's one of the cities that I know), convinced TSA that Afro Samurai wanting to get on a plane to go to Japan really wasn't THAT weird, made it on the plane and traveled all the way to the land of the Rising Sun (I hope I was able to get an upgrade.  Continental is usually pretty good at that) ...found the precise location where Takashi Okazaki (the creator of ...

I have this great fascination on the topic of "what a Stormtrooper does when they get off work."  Really.  What would you do if you were a Stormtrooper, you worked for the largest evil corporation in the galaxy and someone actually gave you the day off of work.  It is just one of those silly little geek things that compels my mind into a whirlwind of senseless fodder. This video really struck me as funny because I never really thought too much into the world of Trooper calisthenics.  I bet it would be quite a bitch to get your heart rate up when your body movement is constricted by the armor.  Dude just get naked next time.  Do all of the ...

Consider yourself to be the "ultimate fan" of the Star Wars movies and canon?  Call yourself an avid collector that would go to any length to get that "special item" from your favorite movie that no one else has?  Have a couple hundred thousand dollars burning a hole in your padawan pouch?  If so, go on over to Profile In Histories Hollywood Auction #33 on Dec 11th for some genuine awesome movie items. With currently 500 amazing actual Hollywood and movie props and paraphernelia, if you have the cayeesh and want something cool this is the auction for you. Some of the Star Wars items to be auctioned off: Luke Skywalkers Lightsaber ...

There are a lot of things that I'm thankful for during the holidays: to not be on some jack ass poachers mantle forever looking through two big giant pieces of ivory while the cock sucker that killed me sips on cognac with his gay British pals laughing about how I beat my chest just before I charged him, I'm thankful that I am no longer in my homeland (the place that you humans call Rwanda) where today I would probably be eating fruits and leaves and those tiny little red berries that taste like shit because water is scarce and after a good session of crapping on my hand and throwing ...

Aww yeah mother fuckers!  I'm back with the second edition of the geek flavorful Christmas Shopping Extravaganza!  And this week, I'm pulling out my light saber and dangling it right in your face with a scrumptiously tasty serving of Star Wars Geek Flavor! With only less than a week away to Big Black Friday, you'll want to find the shit that your geek-sig-Star Wars-fan-other wants when he or she opens up their wonderful presents on Christmas morn (trust me, you can go the cheap route, like I do every year for me when I wrap up my Peter (Petrelli) in Star Wars wrapping, and present it to myself.  "MERRY ...

We have seen them all, Star Wars Gangster Rap, The Star Wars Kid, Star Wars Cops, Chad Vader, The Empire Brokeback and the list goes on and on.  Obviously there was only one feature film that actually spoofed Star Wars and it was created by Mel Brooks back in 1987.  This spectacular and hilarious movie was Spaceballs, but this is still not the movie that I am referring to.  Released in 1977 shortly after the 1977 release of Episode IV, it was created by independent film maker Ernie Fosselius on a budget of only $8,000. Here is a little quick fact about the film; it grossed over a million dollars which is still considered to be one of the highest grossing independent ...

Okay stop the damn presses.  I was in the middle of writing something else and during the midst of doing some research so you guys would have some good water cooler knowledge I ran across something that made me stop writing and start writing this.  In 1982 Disney brought the world on of the greatest films of all time and to this day if it is on TV I will nearly break my fucking ass to plant it down on my couch and watch it.  Sure Star Wars was out there, but no other film to date brought the wonderful visual effects that this movie is known for.  It also had a killer teen masturbator's story line that any 1980's gamer and beginning computer ...