Over the years, Scorp and I have been tossing around this idea that there are some movies that just need to be remade.  Clash of the Titans is probably at the top of the list.  The special effects in the original were roughly the equivalent of watching Harry Hamlin wash his balls with butter (btw, with all due respect to Ray Harryhausen, all stop motion must die), but damn the story was good.  And it was freakin educational! And thankfully this movie is FINALLY being made and released in 2010...aww fucking yeah!  Louis Leterrier of recent "Hulk" fame as well as the Transporter flicks is directing and Lawrence Kasdan (of Empire Strikes ...

[metacafe]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1478117/the_naked_stormtrooper/[/metacafe]If you know this person, please go out immediately and harm them.  I for one had to run my face into the wall several times to get this image out of my mind.  Oh I am sure this dumb fuck will haunt me tonight in my sleep.  I swear, if this is a 501st after hours party I am going to hunt each one of you down and SHIT in your helmets.

Leonardo DiCaprio's production company Appian Way is taking on some extremely challenging manga movies over the next few years (Akira and Ninja Scroll), but like the legions of Ninja Scroll fans out there, I am very, very concerned about a live action film of NS.  Don't get me wrong, I want them to make it.  It is simply one of the most incredible movies period...any genre...any medium.  The brutality, the story, the crazy villains and one of the greatest heroes of any story...it has inspired me in my creativity and in many ways reminded me so much of my youth...playing with my Star Wars, GI Joe, and Tron figures (well I only had one...Sark, but that thing was so well ...

By the time you read this, it'll probably be taken down off and besides by tomorrow you should be able to see it on the Star Trek Movie website, but DAMN, this shit looks CREAMY!  And if Spockylar doesn't cut off peoples head's WHILE doing the vulcan hammer claw or whatever the hell it's called (sorry, I'm still a Star Wars fan at heart), I'm gonna be REALLY disappointed. Nah, fuck that, this movie is going to be amazing...and yes, despite my love for Star Wars and current hatred for George Lucas (a gay fucking Hutt that sounds like Truman Capote?  God damn Lucas, what next, a gay Luke Skywalker??), I will be there first ...

It wasn’t that long ago I was living in the country that you humans call Rwanda. I had a pretty good life… I lead a troop of 20 strong gorillas. I had my pick of the best berries, leaves, and twigs in our range….I could sit on a large patch of grass, at any time of day, spread my legs open and let my balls roll around on the ground and not one living thing could say shit to me about it. Life was good. Then a group of men came and they brought with them guns and hatchets and jeeps and machetes and yeah...they weren’t fucking around. They started attacking ...