Well this past weekend, we heard that new Transformers 2 pics would be coming this Monday (today) via Empire and USA Today and here they are!  Weee! And guess what, THEY SUCK.  Grrr...(and no Mike Tyson isn't in the movie with Michael Bay doing a cameo as a Spanish Flamenco dancer.  But because he gives us the below shit, I give you this in return...) Actually, they aren't THAT bad...I suppose.  I honestly expected to see some of the new Transformers in action but the Michael Bay Tease Machine is in full effect.  Here is what we get though: Spec Ops infiltrating what could be a super secret Decepticon ...

Hope everyone had their stockings overflowing with toothbrushes, toothpaste and deodorant and that Santa didn't take a dump in your toilet and forget to flush like he did at my house (what the hell is up with that??).  While you all are stuffing yourselves with who knows what crazy shit you eat on this day, I'm gonna bring you a little bit of Christmas magic... I should probably have revised the title of this to say something like "Top 10 Movie Scenes That *I* Cried During While Watching" but after reading through this list, there is no doubt in my mind that I am not the only guy that shed a tear or ...

Michael Bay updated his blog yesterday and for those (like myself) hoping for at least just a little tiny teaser during the Day the Earth Stood Still premiere this weekend, will unfortunately get NOTHING. Squat. Shit. Well, nothing from the Transformers Movie...at least the Wolverine trailer will be playing. According to Bay, he is stuck to his eyeballs editing for the movie Friday the 13th (which I wrote yesterday actually doesn't look half bad) and the Unborn (starring Gary Oldman and Megan Fox look alike Odette Yustman (Cloverfield)...and despite both actors, the movie still looks like a big steaming pile of ...

According to Transformers Live Action Movie Blog, the Revenge of the Fallen trailer was finished "about month ago" and there is a really, really good chance that it will be shown during the movie remake The Day the Earth Stood Still, on Dec 12th. Knowing how Michael Bay is, I don't really trust any source of information until it becomes official, but regardless of his eccentric ways, the Wolverine trailer will be showing during The Day the Earth Stood Still so what do you have to lose? (outside of another shitty performance from Keanu?) Here are the pic's of Megan Fox sitting on some other guys lap.  You know, I'll be ...

Thanks to the guys over at tformers.com, pic's (of the official toy line, no movie pics yet) of the greatest Transformer ever! (yeah my opinion, screw you Megatron fans) are starting to come out and I all I can say is that although I'm initially disappointed (I'm still a fan of the G1 Soundwave), they are following the same line of jagged edged Transformers from the first flick (which is good as far as continuity is concerned). Honestly, I wish they would just make a spin off movie trilogy with just Soundwave stranded on an island after a plane crash (with his imaginary friend Frenzy) learning how to survive all ...

Aww yeah mother fuckers!  I'm back with the second edition of the geek flavorful Christmas Shopping Extravaganza!  And this week, I'm pulling out my light saber and dangling it right in your face with a scrumptiously tasty serving of Star Wars Geek Flavor! With only less than a week away to Big Black Friday, you'll want to find the shit that your geek-sig-Star Wars-fan-other wants when he or she opens up their wonderful presents on Christmas morn (trust me, you can go the cheap route, like I do every year for me when I wrap up my Peter (Petrelli) in Star Wars wrapping, and present it to myself.  "MERRY ...