Hope everyone had their stockings overflowing with toothbrushes, toothpaste and deodorant and that Santa didn't take a dump in your toilet and forget to flush like he did at my house (what the hell is up with that??). While you all are stuffing yourselves with who knows what crazy shit you eat on this day, I'm gonna bring you a little bit of Christmas magic...
I should probably have revised the title of this to say something like "Top 10 Movie Scenes That *I* Cried During While Watching" but after reading through this list, there is no doubt in my mind that I am not the only guy that shed a tear or ...
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Over the years, Scorp and I have been tossing around this idea that there are some movies that just need to be remade. Clash of the Titans is probably at the top of the list. The special effects in the original were roughly the equivalent of watching Harry Hamlin wash his balls with butter (btw, with all due respect to Ray Harryhausen, all stop motion must die), but damn the story was good. And it was freakin educational!
And thankfully this movie is FINALLY being made and released in 2010...aww fucking yeah! Louis Leterrier of recent "Hulk" fame as well as the Transporter flicks is directing and Lawrence Kasdan (of Empire Strikes ...
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