There are a lot of things that I'm thankful for during the holidays: to not be on some jack ass poachers mantle forever looking through two big giant pieces of ivory while the cock sucker that killed me sips on cognac with his gay British pals laughing about how I beat my chest just before I charged him, I'm thankful that I am no longer in my homeland (the place that you humans call Rwanda) where today I would probably be eating fruits and leaves and those tiny little red berries that taste like shit because water is scarce and after a good session of crapping on my hand and throwing ...

By the time you read this, it'll probably be taken down off and besides by tomorrow you should be able to see it on the Star Trek Movie website, but DAMN, this shit looks CREAMY!  And if Spockylar doesn't cut off peoples head's WHILE doing the vulcan hammer claw or whatever the hell it's called (sorry, I'm still a Star Wars fan at heart), I'm gonna be REALLY disappointed. Nah, fuck that, this movie is going to be amazing...and yes, despite my love for Star Wars and current hatred for George Lucas (a gay fucking Hutt that sounds like Truman Capote?  God damn Lucas, what next, a gay Luke Skywalker??), I will be there first ...